“No, I don’t think you understand, this is mine now.”
of course this would be in alberta
step up your animal game canada cause y’all ain’t ready
Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts
aromancy
cadaverkeys
“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”
"Do you like the color of the sky?"
"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"
“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”
“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”
"Do you own a pet? Has it ever gotten into something that it really shouldn't be eating? How about chocolate fondue?"
